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    3/6/2008

    15个脑筋急转弯

    1.为什么大三的女生都很富有啊?

    2.某女体臭无人能忍,故虽貌如西施却无人敢追。然一日路经教堂,伤感之下入之祈祷。片刻一物坠地,乃一长钉!问,何故?

    3.一条小河中有20多只青蛙在游泳,只有一只青蛙穿了裤衩,请问为什么?

    4.火星人来到地球后最喜欢吃什么?还提示答案是三个字的。

    5.请用一个4字成语形容拒绝生孩子的美丽女人。

    6.一头老母猪过桥,桥能承受500公斤的重量,老母猪重300公斤,可是它到桥中间桥却塌了,请问怎么回事?

    7.一只蚂蚁从15万千米的高空掉到地上,问蚂蚁是怎么死的?(拒绝饿死/渴死/老死等低级答案)

    8.姚明绕地球走一圈,脑袋比脚多走了多远?(假设:地球半径6000公里)

    9.孙悟空的姥姥、妈妈和大姨一起去唱卡拉OK——打三个字的国家首脑人物。

    10.如果白天天很晴,我可以说sunny。如果晚上,天也很晴,用英语该怎么说?

    11.(上边没猜对的送你们字谜!!!)

    水边役人双双走,人带宝冠需砍头,

    三寸金莲顶草车,尔等身旁一人陪,

    看遍终究文胜扁,见公方知右手残,

    一十八人竹下宿,空伴芍药花不开。

    12.唐朝最便宜的**是谁?

    13.饭堂里面有三个吃香肠的女生:一个舔着吃,一个咬着吃,一个裹着吃。问:哪个女生结了婚?

    14.同学问:什么办法能使钱生钱?

    15.问:你晓得清朝和唐朝审美观点有什么不同吗?

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